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I have cataracts.....

*Makes the next poster get into a fight with Peter Gallagher's eyebrows*

I'm betting on the eyebrows.

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*Clunk* Gah! *Clunk* Gah! *Clunk* Gah! *Clunk* Gah! *Clunk* Gah!

This isn't working! I told you it wouldn't work!

*Stomps on the next poster*

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(D*** my home schooling has led me not to be able to spell public school pranks.....><)

*stings you with tail*

*inserts a Glow stick into the next poster throat*

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Awwww....I thought it was candy....

Moments Later

Random Guy: Hey! There's a Rave Party at the girl with the glowing intestines!

<_< Gulp...Me? *Takes off running*

*A mob of young party goers maul the next poster to try to get me*

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STOP!

Party goers:  ?

HAMMER TIME!!!  *dances impressively*

Party goers:  Squee!  *die under impressed-ness*

*moonwalks on next poster's head*

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Don't make me do the Electric Slide on your a**! D:

*counters with electric slide*

Party Goers: Conga Line!

*The conga line knocks the wind out of the next poster*

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Hooray for being able to control wind!

*Puff of smoke!*

Party goers:  Gasp!

Sol:  Gasp!

Kal:  Gasp!

"Gasp!

Gasp!

Narrator:  Gasp.

And from the smoke arises...DJ Webster?!

DJW:  *starts playing...* 

All:  <_<  *start dancing*

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I don't, I hate rap.

*Counters strikes with Don't worry be happy on a Theremin

*

All: Are confused by the touchless instrument.

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Me: ????

I think I'm going to go "Source Awards" up in this B***H!

*Shoots everyone in her way including the next poster*

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Ouch! That pebble hurted a lot. :D

Now, lemme show you what a REAL rock is.....

*brings in a crane machine with a huge boulder dangling over the next poster's head*

Hehehehehe....*Pulls a lever to release the rock onto the next poster's head*

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*Steps out of the way of the falling rocks*

*Hits the next poster with a monkey*

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I counter with Donkey Kong!

*Donkey Kong B***hslaps the monkey and the next poster*

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*Distracts him with Princess Peach*

*Pokes the next poster with a tooth pick*

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Ouch! Quit it or I'm telling Mom! :D

*Lilacs does it again*

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

*A big hairy woman attacks the next poster*

That's not my mom..... :lol:

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CHOMP! URP!

PAHTOOEY! *spits out a razor blade* Where you the smartie pants that put this in the candy?

*throws the razor blades back at the next poster*

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*Blocks with PS3*

*PS3 explodes*

*The next poster and I laugh at te burning piece of plastic*

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HAHAHAAH!!! *points and laughs*

But why not stop there?

*Throws XBOX360 in there and continues to laugh*

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*Laughs with Sol, throws a bomb-omb in to burning pit*

*the next poster is blown away in the blast*

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