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WIIIIIIIIIIII! *is blown away*

Hey! Why did you do that? Argh!

*unleashes a Pirahna Plant on the next poster*

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*Uses Weed-be-gone*

*The toxic fumes of weed-be-gone make the next poster sick*

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I love gardening! So I'm used to it! :mrgreen:

*Throws fertilizer on next poster*

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*Filth shield*

since when does gerdening and chemicals go together

*All your children die in the great flood of 2105*

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Looks like someone forgot I an aquatic lizard...

*N's the next poster with a Q*

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Lilacs: Cancer...?

Dr.Cut: I think he means that little cold bug, I ve got the cure right here.

*opens up his med bag*

*The next poster is on water!!!!*

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Water does not bother me for I am the MEERKAT!

You all phail when it comes to my supah powers! Witness the pain!

*runs up to next poster and claws his face out*

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*Eats Sol, for she got to close to my mouth*

*Throws a bean a the next poster*

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You think this will stop the AWESOME power of the MEERKAT!?

*Bites through Lilacs Intestinal Tract to get out*

*Summons a whole bunch of fellow Meerkats to eat the next poster alive*

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... ok... They all die of cancer

anyways cancer is total toxation and shut down of a body center, it can't be cured, it can however be prevented, Stop Freakin` killing yourselves with your stupid fossil fuels!!!

*You still die, Damn acid rain*

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Dr. Cut: Screw you! Cures the meerkats of there cancer.

*the next poster blows up*

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Next poster: *attacks wit..*BOOOM*

...

*Gets a Giant peice of salt to suck up the water*

..

*waits for a few secs till most water is gone, and whe peice of salt gets green-ish*

...

*trows grenades all over the place exept my place*

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*You have very bad aim*

*Ludvig throws all of the grenades at the next poster*

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YAY FAMILY WE'RE SAVED!!!!

*The Meerkats high-pitched screeches blow up the mid air grenades*

*I threw a poisonous scorpion on the next poster*

Well, it was going to be my dinner....

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Two words:

NAOMI CAMPBELL! and TEH CELL PHONE ATTACK!!!!

Yeah, yeah more than two words I know.....

*Naomi throws Cell phones at the next poster's head*

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*Blocks with Shoop da whoop*

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*Beats the next poster with a 3*

(Sol beated mes >: ()

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*Laughs* (That doesn't do anything I know....)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! TWEEZERMAN! SAVE MEEEEEE!11!!!11

*Tweezerman jumps in to save me and pinches the next person in the butt*

>--:mrgreen:--<  ---Dah dada DAAAAAA! Tweezerman!!!!11!!1! to the rescue.

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:mrgreen: :lolhyst: :lolhyst: :lolhyst: :lolhyst: :lolhyst:

*Stings Tweezerman with tail fins*

*A // falls on the next poster*

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^ Some saggy boobs? :mrgreen:

j/k

Ewww.....

TWEEZERMAN!!!1111!11!!! Help!

     

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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!*Cries dramatically*

*tries to revive tweezerman by stealing the next poster's life essence*

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*blows the flatulance molecules back at the previous poster*

*makes a whole bunch of Kindergardeners laugh and point at the next poster while saying "Ewww...he cut the cheese!"

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Dr. Cut: what? Iam a mouse I like cheese.

Throws a <> at the next poster*

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