Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted May 9, 2007 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted May 9, 2007 Digs underground Pushes thousands of carts upon the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Hmmmm.....Oh, I know. *Opens up the local Target and the carts magically fly there and the customers stop complaining* *Throws sharp pointy pencils at the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 *slows them with telekinesis and they float to all the people in the room that forgot their pencils for the final exam* I'm so nice! NOT! *spills a massive vat of hydrochloric acid over the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Fox Runner Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 *Steps to the side and acid burns hole in the floor, looks in hole* Hey, its my secret weapons stash! *jumps in hole, comes out loaded with a rocket launcher, sniper rifle, and gatling guns. Starts shooting like crazy at next poster* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, VICTORY'S MINE!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 *creates a force field that stops all projectiles in mid air and combines all their energies into a single massive bolt* Eat pure energy, suckah!! *fires a massive bolt of pure energy at the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Fox Runner Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Oh CRAP!!!!! *Pulls out Mirror Shield and sucks energy in* (Nelson from the Simpsons) HA HA. Throws energy back but Ten times more powerful, kills Four-eyed Vulpine, and energy beam goes after next poster at full power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Hold up, I'm the next poster, but I'm already dead? Ah well. *resurrects himself after the beam has passed and tosses an ICBM at the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Since this "energy" you guys have came out of nowhere.... KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAA! *shoots Kamehameha wave and it oblitherates the ICBM* *Throws 250 ml of 10M HNO3 at the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Fox Runner Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 *Throws 250 ml of 10M HNO3 at the next poster* Okay I don't know what that is but... *Dodges every blast, goes back to hidden weapons stash, combines every known Metroid weapon, combines it with Landmaster cannon, gets in Landmaster, runs over next poster repeatedly, shoots at the body repeatedly so there is nothing left* God, I got a lot of anger, rage, and hate in me don't I. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 ^ STUDY MAH BOY! *throws her very heavy Principles of Chemistry textbook at the uhhhh....smorgeshborg of Metroid weapons + Landmaster cannon and it blows up* *Tries to strangle the next poster with her cordless phone* Oh wait.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 *I walk through the nonexistent cord and give Sol a weird look* Somebody hasn't been taking her meds... *deposits the next poster right in the path of a Category Five Hurricane* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 ^ XD Say, wait a minute if you put me right at the path of a CAT 5 hurricane wouldn't you get sucked right in too? *Both FEV and myself get pulled into the hurricane* Weeeeeeee!!!! *The Hurricane's headed towards the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I'm the next poster, I'm already in the hurricane anyway, so does it really matter? *surfs on a piece of plywood off somebody's house* WHEEEEEEEE! *a large sheet of metal siding is twirling toward the next poster at 200 miles per hour* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pyre Vulpimorph Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 EEEIIIIIII !!!! *does reflex save for zero damage* Take this! *shoots 4EV with homing launcher* ROAR! *attacks next poster with golden beam sword* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 *throws some chaff to the side to divert the missile and whips out his own beam sword to deflect the other blade* En garde! (spelling?) *knocks the beam sword from Pyre's hands and hurls it toward the next poster as it spins vertically like a buzzsaw* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pyre Vulpimorph Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 En garde! *knocks the beam sword from Pyre's hands and hurls it toward the next poster as it spins vertically like a buzzsaw* YIPE! *ducks* Oh yeah?! *starts singing horrendously* La La LAAAAA La La LAAAAAAAAAAA; LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *all glass within 5 miles shatters into dust* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 *duck tapes his ears to his head* I'M GONNA GET YOU NOW!!!!!! *hurls the feather of DOOM at the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pyre Vulpimorph Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 *feather of DOOM catches too much wind resistance, and lands on 4EV's own foot* GIVE. ME. COOKIE !!! *pounces upon the next poster and starts mauling* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 *as the feather of DOOM lands on my foot, I instantly turn into radioactive sludge and collapse into a puddle* *I get pounced upon by Pyre and he gets severe radioactive poisoning* *flows along the ground toward the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 *snatches Donald Trump's toupee off and throws it on the FEV puddle to absorb it then places it back on the Donald's head* Wow....that thing not only looks bad but it sucks too. [/badjoke] Here's a little something that comes straight from South Florida. *uproots a huge palm tree and hurls it at the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 *is a radioactive puddle absorbed in Donald Trump's toupee* *the flying palm tree knocks Trump in the head and he falls unconscious as I fly out of his hair and materialize* Yes, that was a bad joke, *set up him or her the bomb for the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Set Up the bomb! WHOOOOO! * jumps up and spikes it at the next poster* Get it? Cuz it deals with volleyball and.... [/anotherbadjoke] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Fox Runner Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 *Takes baseball bat and hits a home run with the bomb and causes a big fireworks show* *rides on Landmaster and chases next poster while swinging bat like a madman* I LOVE THE LANDMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. Hey Pyre Vulpimorph, here's that cookie you wanted. *Gives Pyre a cookie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pyre Vulpimorph Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Why, THANK YOU. *munch, munch, munch, gulp* OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!! SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!!! RRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!! *Sprays 100 Gatling Gun rounds at next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 *I yell "DIOHDFBJDSVKBUEOIFNDSKFJNVBBIJUBEDF!!!" and the bullets disappear* Say that five times fast. Correction: Say that ONCE. *throws a two-ton vocabulary textbook at the next poster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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