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thanx... doo do do...

Girl: Mr. can I have that candy.. please?

sure! here..

Girl: thank you *runs off*

well I did my good deed for the day....

*throws a great white shark at the next poster*

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*Shark blows up*

(Nano Bots, high piched voice)

Ewwww...

*Nano bots try to take control of next poster*

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omg!! stay aw..... ay? *nanobots stopped and sparked and caught on fire* ... they are defective.. lol!

*finds imperialist, aims at next poster, shoots!*

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^Of course it's gonna be me.... :lol:

*Throws Samus in the way*

Sorry......

*unleashes Voltron to stomp on next poster*

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*one Nano bot survives and take control of Voltrons brain*

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Is that how you plan to save yourself or kill me? (Haha You didn't try to kill me)

Anywho, snipes the nano bot of Voltron then shoots Voltron square in the eyes.

*Malfunctioned Voltron falls on next poster*

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uh oh!... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! *running in circles while the shadow gets bigger* omg! Im gonna die!! ahhhhhh!! *CRASH!* eh... ahem! I knew it all the time I would survive... lol! *in between left arm and body*

*pulls out a minigun (Gatling gun) and start shelling out all the bullets at the next poster!*

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*raises hand and left eye glows* Barrier of very-annoying-defenseness.

GLEEG SNAG ZIP *the next poster and their surrounfings blow up*

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*While flying through the air, grabs next poster and throws into massive blender.*

My stomach has a huge hole in it, is that a bad thing?

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Good thing the blender isn't turned on... *crawls out of blender*

*glues the nexts posters nostrils and mouth shut with super glue*

FoF: Depends on. Could be good for dodging oncoming attacks, like missiles.

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hmm mvrr mmtming mmy prve dfficlt

*grabs super glue remover, frees up nostrils and mouth*

However eating may prove difficult.

*forces some rubbish company to create the worlds worst Anime, has 4KIDS work on it, remioving all anger, guns, etc. and forces the next poster to watch it*

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*Buys 4Kids out of Business* Ha! Now they can't plague our anime anymore!

Here Catch! *Throws a Land Mine like a frisbee to the next poster*

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uh oh! *ducks and the mine misses* heheh that was close

*mine frisbee flys to next poster*

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*jumps, and catches is like a dog..* that was a close call.... (well, aren't I a Fox?..<.<)

*carefully gets it out of mouth... and then trows it at the enxt poster*

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*onboard tractor beam deflects frisbee*

*calls for bombardment and has the entire hemisphere pumeled with Mass Drivers*

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs in a basement to hide* (Original huh?)

*lets out Carbon Monoxide for the next poster* Just take a deep breath....HAHAHA!!!

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*has an oxygen tank, starts breathing the oxygen* heheheh... *opens the door and lets all the carbon minoxide go out*

*Throws a dozen of daggers at the next poster*

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*has an oxygen tank, starts breathing the oxygen* heheheh... *opens the door and lets all the carbon minoxide go out*

*Throws a dozen of daggers at the next poster*

Nate: :twisted:

*Many hand movements later*

Nate: "PEARL CLONE JUJITSU!"

*Many POPs and POOFs later*

NATE CLONES: "HA" (<-Repeat Several Times)

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Nate: *Pant! Pant! Pant! Pant! Pant!* "Haaa....You done yet?"....Collapses to one knee...."Drat..."

Mewfii: *Many hand movements* ???????????...(<-Unknown Laguage)...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

^Above attack by Mewfii hits Next Poster!

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*??? hits clown in the head*

Clown turns around, his eyes turn red.

*He then lunges at next poster

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*catches oncoming clown*

*in his mouth*

Fffuumme ver vaffe bie fip.

What?

*tears clown's head off and spits it at the next poster* I said funny hair tastes like ****.

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*Grabs a baseball bat*

Just keep my eye on the ball.....well, head....*swings*

SMACK! *Clown head is sent flying away*

Ooh! Looks like a Homerun! :roll:

*Hires cheap hitman to assasinate next poster*

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*gets shot in the back of the head...with an airsoft gun*

*turns around* Dude, WTF?

Assassin: Well, I can't afford a real gun yet, so...you mind pretending to be dead for a while?

...*stabs in face*

Bah, I'm lazy. Oh, Raj...

*sigh* Filthy bum.

*goes Za Warudo on next poster*

Za Warudo:

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Me: YOU RUINED IT! I HIRED YOU TO KILL DAMMIT!!!

Assassin: Well, what did you expect? I'm a cheap assassin.....

Me: Well, I'm thinking cheap as in affordable not in services rendered....Get out of my face! *Pushes Cheap assassin away from her*

BOOM! *steamroller falls on assassin*

Whoa.... :roll: Didn't see that coming....

What the.....?*sees a ton of knives headed her way*

YARGH! *ducks*

*Knives are headed towards next poster*

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*the knives dissipate

after sticking in my foot*

"AGHHHH"

*drops 3000 ton anvil (that turns whatever it touches into an apple) on the next posters head*

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