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*gets rurned into an apple*

mrrgh... gurgle....

*sees the dinosaur from Bubble Bobble standing there with a great smile on his (?) face*

.. gurgle?

:roll:

*avoids getting eaten*

*falls on the next posters head*

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YOU DON'T KILL CLOWN

CLOWN KILLS YOU!!!

Clowns head and body reform next to a stop sign.

*The Clown then rips the stop sign out of the ground and begins to smack the snot out of the next poster with it*

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Dio Brando: ZA WARUDO!!! [etc, etc, etc]

Kal: Ah gaht a cold. Da persciption? MORE STEAMROLLERS! *is crushed*

...Well, that went well. *whistles to Revin*

*opens up a can of ORGY OF VIOLENCE on next poster*

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YOU DON'T ENGAGE THE CLOWN !!!!!!

The clown gets up, he is as thin as paper. So he turns sideways to dodge the ORGY OF VIOLENCE.

The Clown then put his thumb into his mouth and blows to reinflate him self, he picks up the stop sign and starts to hit the next poster with it.

(but this time in Bullet time)

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*watchs as sign moves towards head, ducks and catchs the sign*

*hits next poster with sign*

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Clown jerks the stops sign out of the above posters hands and starts to use it like an ax on the next poster.

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OoC: Huzzah for FE7 jokes!

Karel: You send a mere clown after the great Sword Demon? How pathetic. *uses 1337 Wo Dao 5k1llz0rz, slices and dices the clown, and bathes in his entrails*

Me: Dude...that's pretty nasty.

Karel: It's good for my skin. :twisted:

Me: :twisted: Look, a fool desiring a challenge! *points to next poster*

Karel: *raises Wo Dao* :P [do I really need to explain this?]

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YOU SHOULDN'T SCREW WITH A ZOMBIE CLOWN!!!!

The Clown reformes and picks up the stop sign, he then pulls a doctors needal out. On the needal says STEROIDS, the clown then injects it into his arm. he begans to shiver, and then goes all crazy on the next poster with the stop sign.

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And once again you seem to doubt the awesomeness of Karel the Sword Demon.

Karel: *does what he does best*

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best at what and to whom... since there wasn't an attack.. well I didn't see an attack then...

*summons Odin, he uses his powerful sword Zantesuken on the next poster*

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*moves to the side, and replaces self with a Rubberrobo*

Ha! *sends all 999 remaining rubberrobos to annoy the next poster into submission*

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*The clown easy mows down the Rubberrobos with the stop sign*

The clown then starts to run at the next poster, holding the stop sign high in the air.

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*eating a bannana* oh a clown..... munch *throws bannana peel and clown slips and falls into a open sewer hole* wow that joke is getting old...

*pulls out trusty speargun and shoots all 30 spear shots at next poster*

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*Summons Ifrit to use Hellfire to burn all the spears* YAY!!! :P

*Unleashes a Tyrant to eat the next poster*

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.... wait one second please *T-Rex waits* one second *goes to the underworld and steals GRiM Reaper's Sycth from him while he was sleeping* ok back *slices T-Rex's Head clean off*

now its your turn!

*attacks next poster with GRiM Reaper's Sycth*

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Who needs the sycthe when I got old Grimsy himself? *Grim Reaper snatches the sycthe out of Ramuza's hands*

*I send the Grim Reaper to touch the next poster* (Not in a perverted way either)

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*GRiM starts poking* hey stop it! *contiues to poke*... I said Stop it! *continue to poke*... Do you even Know what Stop means??? *continues to poke* God Damnit Stop! *pokes more*... Ugh S T O P!!! *keeps poking* Thats it! *kicks GRiM's Shin and launches him out of his catapult*

*GRiM falls out of the sky and lands on the next person to cushion his fall*

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*The reaper lands on him* dammit Greg (Bad fur day anyone?), that's the 3rd time this week. *throws greg off then launches a fireball behind him, at the next poster*

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*Gets a Fire Extinguisher out* Gah, fires are sooooo 2 seconds ago.....

*dumps a vat on Liquid Oxygen on the next poster*

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Brr, it's cold! *puts on jacket*

There, that's better.

*sends zombie dog to eat alt. infect next poster*

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*Gets a Grenade Launcher* DIE! *Kills zombie dog*

Uh.....now you DIE! *Shoots a grenade round at the next poster*

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Ooooooooooooooh Craaaaaaaaaaap!!! *jumps to dodge the first grenade and goes through the broken floor after landing dodging the other grenades* ouch... but Im ok!

*pulls out AutoCrossbow from FFVI and shoots all arrows from under the floor at the next poster*

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...

OW!

*goes Chainsaw Eddie on next poster, then spends next post pulling arrows out of his rump* :?

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